Iguanas Rafted from North America to Fiji?

A few years back, I posted an article by biblical creationists proposing that one way animals spread around the world after the Genesis Flood was by rafting. Misotheists had a grand time ridiculing it — unaware that evolutionists had been catching onto that idea.

In a grandiose display of evoporn, Darwinists demonstrate that they believe reality does not compare with pure imagination: Iguanas rafted from North America to Fiji thirty-four million fanciful years ago. They must have because they live there now — which is the fallacy of affirming the consequent.

Rafting iguanas and rainbow of imagination, made by DeepAI

This peer-reviewed story is gelastic for several reasons. One is that there is no plausible mechanism. Another is that desert iguanas, not the swimming type, are the supposed ancestors of those in Fiji. Third, they could not survive such a trip. Yes, lizards have been seen rafting and presumed to successfully make some trips — but nothing nearly as long as this fantastical voyage.

Also, secularists suppress material that is not naturalistic and saturated with Darwin-pleasing deep time. Ignoring evidence that doesn't feed preconceptions isn't science, old son.  In the real world, iguanas were created recently, and their migrations were made possible by events after the Genesis Flood on this young world.

“That they reached Fiji directly from North America seems crazy.”

But Jimmy McGuire at Berserkeley has to believe it. He’s an evolutionist moyboy. What other option is there? Well, read on. See what drove him and his colleagues to the crazy notion that dumb iguanas rode on rafts for 5,000 miles in the unobserved past: 34 million Darwin Years ago.

The rest can be seen after a journey to "The Crazy Rafting Iguanas."